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Lets develop an online crush but never meet
Thats right. Lets introduce ourselves, exchange long e-mails, and fall madly in love. Well make plans for our first date, but then shortly before we finally meet up, the suspense and expectation will simply be too much for one of us to bear. So we flake out and never show up, either with the lamest of explanations or none at all. Then the online correspondence ends. We curse ourselves for being such a flake and re-read our e-mail exchanges over and over again, sniffling, sighing, and wondering what could have been. Then we retreat to self-imposed celibacy and listen to The Smiths a lot.
So lets begin! Ill introduce myself: I am introverted, quirky, and definitely on the quiet side, but at the same time Im have a very easygoing and chill personality. I have a somewhat decent job, but most of my co-workers are older, tired, usually cranky, and not much fun in general, so the office can get rather lonely. Stats: 59, 180 lbs, black hair, brown eyes, multiracial, pics available upon request.
I enjoy music, (alternative, 80s, goth) reading (Stephen King, Palahniuk, Angela Carter, Bryson, Sedaris) movies, (far too many to list) concerts, travel, and clubbing once or twice a week. I like random walks on the streets of Boston, Cambridge, and sometimes Salem. Other activities include pub-hopping, coffeehouse-lurking, and eavesdropping. I exercise on an inconsistent basis, mostly to ward off belly protrusion from all those ales and lattes. I dont have ADD, but my mind does tend to dwell on rather random subjects, such as how society can curb the rising trend of public fingernail-clipping, and the subtle deviance of koala bears.
Im not looking for a specific type of girl, which is not to say I have no standards its just that so many people in the online world place a ton of restrictions on who should contact them. But okay, I tend to like other introverts, dorks, nerds, geeks, goths, punks, hippies, hipsters, stoners, misfits, or any combination of the above. But Im not an indie snob at all, so the bottom line is if you think wed get along, you should say hi. And as the title of this ad might suggest, finding a girlfriend isnt my highest priority. If that happens, great but simply making a new platonic friend, activity partner, or pen-pal would be cool as well. Okay, this ads getting rather long. Hope to hear from you soon. :)
(And by the way, in case it wasnt clear, the bit about never meeting was meant to be tongue-in-cheek a play on the sketchy and flaky nature of meeting people online. Pen pals are fine, but I would in fact like to meet at some point. :) )
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